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To: Neville72
"SITTING in a culture dish, a layer of chicken heart cells beats in synchrony."

One evening while sweeping the floor, a careless janitor knocked over the glass.
CRASH!
When he went to get something to clean up the mess, the chicken heart started to grow.
Thump-thump. Thump-thump.

8 posted on 04/14/2006 9:00:27 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: robertpaulsen
I am so glad that someone else remembered that Bill Cosby routine... which, of course, was based on an Arch Obler "Lights Out"...

It headed into the corridor... THUMP-THUMP... Rang for the elevator... "Fourth floor-ARRRGH" THUMP-THUMP....
11 posted on 04/14/2006 9:04:17 AM PDT by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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To: robertpaulsen

I'm getting out the Jello and setting fire to the couch!


15 posted on 04/14/2006 9:07:19 AM PDT by null and void (<----nasty, brutish, and short...)
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To: robertpaulsen

Oh, you beat me to it bad. ROTFLMAO!


37 posted on 04/14/2006 10:26:15 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: robertpaulsen
OOOOOOHHHHH!!! I'VE GOT MY GREEN JELLO!!!! ;-)
41 posted on 04/14/2006 11:01:28 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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