[immigration lady]

"Ah, but I finally have one now!"

"Oh yeah, camel hearder? betcha mine is bigger than yours".

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

"That's the wrong finger you dumb@ss SOB!"
Aren't those iranian panties around that jerk's neck?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Ahmadenijad: "Look at my finger!"

Bush: "So? Look at my thumb." (Ahmadenjiad looks; Bush knocks him out with one punch.)

Bush: "Gee, you're dumb!"