[Alter Kaker]

Check out artist's renditions of this "link." It's an ape, people. The only things that apes produce are other apes.

Humans are apes, closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas.

[razorbak]

Humans are apes...

Speak for yourself.

Main Entry: ape

Pronunciation: 'Ap

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English apa; akin to Old High German affo ape

1 a : MONKEY; especially : one of the larger tailless or short-tailed Old World forms b : any of two families (Pongidae and Hylobatidae) of large tailless semierect primates (as the chimpanzee, gorilla, orangutan, or gibbon) -- called also anthropoid, anthropoid ape

2 a : MIMIC b : a large uncouth person

Once I was a tadpole

Beginning to begin.

Then I was a frog

With my tail tucked in.

Then I was a monkey

swinging from a tree.

And now I'm a professor

With a PhD.