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To: Alter Kaker
Humans are apes...

Speak for yourself.

Main Entry: ape

Pronunciation: 'Ap

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English apa; akin to Old High German affo ape

1 a : MONKEY; especially : one of the larger tailless or short-tailed Old World forms b : any of two families (Pongidae and Hylobatidae) of large tailless semierect primates (as the chimpanzee, gorilla, orangutan, or gibbon) -- called also anthropoid, anthropoid ape

2 a : MIMIC b : a large uncouth person

Once I was a tadpole

Beginning to begin.

Then I was a frog

With my tail tucked in.

Then I was a monkey

swinging from a tree.

And now I'm a professor

With a PhD.

435 posted on 04/14/2006 10:07:43 PM PDT by razorbak
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To: razorbak

Your definition is incorrect. Apes are neither platyrrhines nor cercopithecoids and are therefore not monkeys.


465 posted on 04/15/2006 6:10:23 AM PDT by Alter Kaker ("Whatever tears one sheds, in the end one always blows one's nose." - Heine)
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