Hey... there's a GREAT idea for a novel!
Hmmm. Yeah! After all, "Out-of-Africa" can't be right if "Out-of-England" is right.
And there's an evil, dumb, world-wide, all-powerful, secret conspiracy out to keep the truth about Piltdown Man hidden. The Piltdown Papers must be destroyed.
I have lots of great ideas for novels. Just can't write fiction worth beans. About 10 years ago I was hot to write a novel about what google is attempting to do by putting all published text online and indexed. I thought it was a pretty good idea.