Hmmm. Yeah! After all, "Out-of-Africa" can't be right if "Out-of-England" is right.
And there's an evil, dumb, world-wide, all-powerful, secret conspiracy out to keep the truth about Piltdown Man hidden. The Piltdown Papers must be destroyed.
The evil, racist Darwinian conspiracy had originally embraced the Piltdown discovery as an ancient prehuman species - ignoring the obvious conclusion that Piltdown Man was one of the earliest (fully human) immigrants to discover England after the Flood. Then, when the Australopithecines & Homo erectuses started popping up, the Conspiracy had to modify the storyline to claim that the upright gait & smaller jaws & teeth came first, before the bigger brains. Thus the original, valid Piltdown discovery (with its bigger brain) had to be discredited at all costs.
It was a massive public relations deception campaign that required the permission of the Queen of England, and the expertise of the Illuminati to carry out.
But when, in 2008, intrepid young American paleontologist Sarah Johnson unearths an almost-complete Piltdown-type skeleton in an abandoned quarry outside of Luton - caressing a small leather scroll with markings that look at first glance like early Hebrew - the Conspiracy must spring into action once again to save the Big Lie from exposure...