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I don't understand anything they are saying in Spanish.

I can say hola, because I watch Dora the Explorer. Maybe someday in this country, English will be the second language and Spanish the tongue of the land. God willing, I'll be dead before that happens.

[Travis McGee]

Before Spanish becomes lingo numero uno, there will be a bloody civil war that will make Bosnia and Kosovo look like nap time at the old folks home.