Terrorists killed by their own device

Multi-National Force, Iraq ^ | April 09, 2006 | 101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION PUBLIC AFFAIRS

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

MULTI-NATIONAL DIVISION - NORTH
101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION
TIKRIT, IRAQ (FOB SPEICHER)
APO AE 09363

April 09, 2006
Release A060409d

Terrorists killed by their own device

TIKRIT, Iraq – Two terrorists were killed when an Improvised Explosive Device they were constructing detonated prematurely April 8.

The explosion occurred at a house in Baqubah shortly after 8 p.m.

Iraqi Soldiers and Police, along with Task Force Band of Brothers Soldiers from the 3rd Heavy Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, heard the explosion and quickly located the house. A search revealed weapons, IED components and other completed IEDs hidden in and around the house.

The munitions and IEDs were safely destroyed in a series of controlled detonations and the Baqubah police are investigating the incident.

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FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT THE 101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICE AT EDWARD.LOOMIS@US.ARMY.MIL , JEFFREY.ALLEN1@US.ARMY.MIL , TERRY.L.WEBSTER@US.ARMY.MIL AND CHRISTOPHER.PEAVY@US.ARMY.MIL .

[mo]

......hmmmmm pre-mature jehadulation!!!!

[JRios1968]

Yes, but theirs will look like this

[Allegra]

EEEAAAGGHH!! ME EYES! MY EYES!!

[layman]

an Improvised Explosive Device they were constructing detonated prematurely

I disagree .... I contend that it detonated right on time.

[Chode]

they scored the Ultimate Own Goal...

[JRios1968]

Here's something for your eyes to recover

and, no, neither one is me!

[Allegra]

and, no, neither one is me!

Aw, and I was sure you were the guy on the right.

[sono]

[Nathan Zachary]

I hope you are keep a record of these 'allah willed it" stories. Then you can post a year end summary of them.

[Emmet Fitzhume]

Terrific question!

I am an Islamic scholar myself. Because they were trying to spread the will of Allah, then they get the 72 virgins pending Allah's current availability.

Remember, if they didn't say "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you" before their deaths, then they get the 144 virgins. If that is the case, then their wives automatically get 6 camels from the village Mosque.

If they get the camels and convert to Christianity, then the Imam has the right to kill them with a dull scimitar. The deceased wives would only get 3 burkhas in the afterlife as opposed to 26.

[hoosierham]

Has it occurred to anyone that people who do suicide bombings are not too bright ?

Hey,Achmed,why don't you blow yourself up? don't worry about your wife and sister,I'll take care of them after your gone(dumb---)!

[Lady Jag]

[Allegra]

Has it occurred to anyone that people who do suicide bombings are not too bright?

I think they recruit most of 'em from the local 'Tard Hall.

[JRios1968]

Nope...I am more like this guy

except not as handsome!

[SAMS]

"Do they still get the 72 virgins?"

According to my son (CPL, USMC)& his buddies, if the streets of Heaven are guarded by the "United States Marines" do you really think there even 72 virgins left in heaven?

[JRios1968]

...especially if those Marines are just back from a deployment...

[hoosierham]

That presupposes heaven is rather earthy;I thought the guards of heaven were more angelic.

Only one "religion" portrays heaven as continual carnal pleasure like an ancient Roman orgy without the restraint!

[Dinsdale]

Assuming they are using some sort of EMF counter measures would be simple (like making sure the wires are'nt twisted around each other and are routed well apart from each other).

Uers-Day re-ay eading-ray et-lay hem-tay low-bay p-uay. No corrections please.

[RichInOC]

JIHADIS: WHAT HAPPEN?
SHAITAN: YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
JIHADIS: WHAT!
JIHADIS: IT'S YOU!!
SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
SHAITAN: ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US.
SHAITAN: HA HA HA HA....

[VeniVidiVici]

Two terrorists were killed when an Improvised Explosive Device they were constructing detonated prematurely April 8.

OH SNAP!