You know, this thread is becoming it's own third world toilet. The 2nd best place to piss is the Metro in Madrid at the Orence train station where the punks are. The 1st place to piss is on the No.2 elevator of the Eiffel Tower when it's humid and hot. Make sure to grab a beer at the bar on top and sit down near the No.4 elevator to observe the people that made it up the No.2 elevator for cheap thrills.
LOL! I'd rather sneak a six-pack of Lone Star in with me, and give it the All-American treatment, rather than recycle euro-swill. I wonder if I could ship some over UPS in advance?