LOL! I'd rather sneak a six-pack of Lone Star in with me, and give it the All-American treatment, rather than recycle euro-swill. I wonder if I could ship some over UPS in advance?
1st you have to enlist in the Air Force. Then go through about 4-5 advanced tech training courses that last 1.5 years. Only then are you armed with the tools required to screw up European countries. I think I did my job well.