Chiropractor claims to travel through time

AP ^ | 07 April 2006 | AP

[Marius3188]

Burda calls his treatment "Bahlaqeem."

Does anyone have insurance that covers this?

He needs to team up with the Butt doctor and start a practice.

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[mysterio]

Awesome. Next time he goes back in time, I have a spare $1,000 dollars I think I can scrape up for him to invest in Microsoft's IPO.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

April 2006 Message from Dan

The Time Traveler appeared suddenly in my study on New Year’s Eve, 2004.

[Slings and Arrows]

Self-ping.

[kenth]

backbone time travel ping

[freeplancer]

Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs

[cgbg]

Burda denies he is mentally ill.

That is what they _always_ say _before_ they talk to their attorneys. :-)

[jakerobins]

HAHAHAHA.... If he has this "power" to "reach" back in time and heal sickness, is the oppisite true. Can he "reach" back in time and cause sickness? If so how about we ask him to prove it by giving Saddam a nice grapefruit sized brain tumor back in the 80's?? This guy is a quack and probably thinks he's god or god-like, they need to lock him up in the puzzle factory and throw away the key.

[elmer fudd]

"It is a made-up word and, to my knowledge, has no known meaning except for this intended purpose. It does, however, have a soothing vibrational influence and contains the very special number of nine letters,"

Well, he seems perfectly rational to me.

ne·ol·o·gism (nç-ŏl'ə-jĭz'əm) n. The invention of new words regarded as a symptom of certain psychotic disorders, such as schizophrenia.

[Awestruck]

paging art bell....

[Heatseeker]

Did this guy change his name from Emmett Brown?

[jocon307]

"The invention of new words regarded as a symptom of certain psychotic disorders, such as schizophrenia."

It is sad, he's insane. And probably nobody will be able to help him.

[onyx]

Burda denied that he is mentally ill. He said he possesses a skill he discovered by accident while driving six years ago.






FOTFLOL!
Crackpot.

[Socratic]

"It does, however, have a soothing vibrational influence and contains the very special number of nine letters,",/i.

Just like "Psychosis," "Psychotic" and Psychoboy."

[razorback-bert]

Maybe he can help my dog, his rear is out of alignment when he runs.

[Pedrobud]

My guess is this guy will be on Art Bell. I cannot believe people listen to and believe his show.

[Two_Sheds]

This idea is no less crazy than chiro in general.

D.D. Palmer claimed he cured a man's deafness by cracking his back, which is what started this whole scam. What's the difference?

[DoughtyOne]

I have another word for Burda. It's "bullsh-t". It's not nine words but it does have just one meaning, and he's full of it.

[Jumpmaster]

"ne·ol·o·gism (nç-ŏl'ə-jĭz'əm) n. The invention of new words regarded as a symptom of certain psychotic disorders, such as schizophrenia."

Explain Ebonics.

This guy is an embarrasement. Every license he has should be pulled, including his driver's license.

Thomas Nelson, DC

[Triggerhippie]

What are you talking about? Art Bell's show is the funniest thing on radio.

The kooks seem to line up to see who is the craziest. The best ones use a grand theory where they tie-in the Illuminati, Area-51, Ramtha, and time travel.