[Chanticleer]

More controversially, it could require that students hear history lessons on ``the contributions of people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender to the economic, political, and social development of California and the United States of America.''

Children, please turn to page 103 in your textbooks. We are going to learn about the societal contributions of Ru Paul.

[Dashing Dasher]

A few years ago, I heard someone say, "How do you explain Ru Paul to a five year old!"

Good question.