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Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail
Piladelphia Inquirer ^
| 4/5/2006
| John Shiffman
Posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT by Neville72
A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor whom he paid $8,000 to enlarge his penis.
This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.
His offense: building a tiny bomb and mailing it to the cosmetic surgeon who had promised - but failed - to deliver big results. He faces a likely prison sentence of four years or more on a charge more commonly used against terrorists than dissatisfied customers.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; patriotact; wmds
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:10:36 AM PDT
by
Neville72
To: Neville72
I don't think I'm going to comment on this one!!!
To: conservativehusker
Agreed, but I anticipate this thread should evolve into some interesting reading.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:15:48 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Doing the job illegals shouldn't do, paying the taxes illegals don't pay.)
To: Neville72
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:16:33 AM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
To: Neville72
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:17:39 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: Neville72
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:18:26 AM PDT
by
Obadiah
To: Neville72
sounds like his 'weapon of mass destruction' yielded a small payload.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:19:25 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
To: Dashing Dasher
Pls ping the usual suspects......
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:21:20 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Vote Conservative First.)
To: Neville72
From his home in Reamstown, he built a bomb out of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a nine-volt battery, a model-rocket igniter, and dental floss. What...no diagram? Irresponsible to publish even this much detail.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:22:01 AM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: stylecouncilor
To: Neville72
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:24:14 AM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: Neville72
He faces a likely prison sentence... where he'll likely view other prisoners who will already be equipped with that which he desired so desperately for himself..
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:25:12 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: Neville72
Will he have to submit his wee-wee as evidence or can he simply display it while attached to his body?
To: ncountylee
With ingenuity like that he should be able to make a bigger pecker on his own.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:26:04 AM PDT
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: ncountylee
He probably learned how to build it on the Internet.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:27:18 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: Neville72
a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.
Must resist the obvious evedentiary cross examination questions......
To: Obadiah
obviously we need a gubmint program for men like this.midnight basketball would not have helped.
now he's in jail. seeeeee? you can pay now or you can pay
later.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:30:50 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.(one nation, under sharia))
To: Neville72
I wouldn't thinkk that this would be a good story to carry into prison. Roommate Bubba, "What are you in for?
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:31:45 AM PDT
by
PAR35
To: Neville72
I think testimony in federal court on the Paula Jones case revealed Clinton (Bill) had this problem.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:32:37 AM PDT
by
ansel12
To: Neville72
Seems like a lot of trouble. I've seen hundreds of emails promising those results from taking pills.
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posted on
04/05/2006 11:34:51 AM PDT
by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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