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Helen Thomas Hooks Up With Cancun Boy-Toy
brokennewz ^
| 4/4/2006
| Shelby Trial
Posted on 04/04/2006 2:35:19 PM PDT by ncountylee
Some White House reporters who accompanied President Bush on his trip to Cancun to meet with Mexican President Fox apparently decided to combine business with pleasure. Most notably was senior White House reporter Helen Thomas. Rumors abound that Thomas spent a night partying with a buff 21 year-old Mexican beach boy named Jorge Escobar. After trading numerous belly shots of tequila with Escobar on the bar of the raucous 'Bottoms Up' nightclub, Thomas performed an impromptu topless dance interpretation of Santana's 'Oye Como Va'. As the Thomas entourage bar hopped down the beach, a 'Girls Gone Wild' video crew is said to have captured Thomas and six young coeds competing in a nude mechanical bull-riding contest.
A friend who accompanied Ms. Thomas said, "Helen needed this. It's been a stressful year for her and it was really good to see her let down her hair." For being such a good sport, the Cancun Chamber of Commerce has offered Ms. Thomas an all expenses paid trip back to Cancun next year to defend her bull-riding title.
As for Mr. Escobar, he is said to be Thomas' new gardener in much the same manner as Eva Longoria's companion on 'Desperate Housewives'. Thomas does not deny that she pulled a few strings to expedite Escobar's green card. "He has proven to me that he'll do a job that Americans won't do and I love the fact that I
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Mexico; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: mexicovisit
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To: ncountylee
Perish the thought. Emailed the piece to Helen, though, telling her that I didn't approve of her loose morals. ROFLMAO
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:36:02 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: ncountylee
Yo, Jorge, take off the tequila glasses!
To: ncountylee
...he came on to her so she could smuggle him into the country...ah......ah....errr, I won't go into the details
Doogle
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:37:35 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF ...7th AF...408MMS..Ubon ,Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO!!)
To: ncountylee
Thomas and six young coeds competing in a nude mechanical bull-riding contest No contest -- Helen's got tie-down straps.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:38:15 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: ncountylee
Those flowers from the DUers must have really perked up the old gal.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:38:54 PM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: ncountylee
he'll do a job that Americans won't do and I love the fact that IEND
Me, too.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:39:05 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ncountylee
Do I dare ask for pictures (actual or imagined by the creative)?
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:39:08 PM PDT
by
GunsareOK
To: ncountylee
I think I'm gonna be sick
To: ncountylee
Well.... there goes my appetite for dinner.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:39:29 PM PDT
by
CurlyBill
(Democratic Party = Surrender Party)
To: ncountylee
My eyes, my eyes! My stomach, my stomach! What a hideous mental image you have implanted.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:40:58 PM PDT
by
3AngelaD
To: CurlyBill
To: ncountylee
If this story turns out not to be satire,
No Pictures PLEASE!
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:41:19 PM PDT
by
pikachu
(Home come non of my rich Nigerian relatives that are dying can not make a @%#ing will??)
To: ncountylee
El-Deuce Bigalow: El Hombre Gigolo
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:41:22 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(Kickin' ass on the wild side)
To: ncountylee
gasp!
ok...ok...."Broken News." Has to be a joke.
ok...I can breathe now...
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:41:25 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: slowhand520
I think I'm gonna be sick You beat me to the words.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:41:29 PM PDT
by
p23185
(Being trashed by the Stone Age Press should be worn as a badge of honor by Repubs and Conservatives)
To: ncountylee
Some things are just too ugly to even think about. Yuck.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:41:52 PM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: ncountylee; Admin Moderator
This post begs for action by the Moderators! (like a "laugh-n-barf" alert)
:^)
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:42:24 PM PDT
by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: ncountylee
After trading numerous belly shots of tequila with Escobar on the bar of the raucous 'Bottoms Up' nightclub, Thomas performed an impromptu topless dance interpretation of Santana's 'Oye Como Va'.
(vomiting) Enough! ENOUGH!
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:42:50 PM PDT
by
snowrip
(Liberal? YOU HAVE NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT. Actually, you lack even a legitimate excuse.)
To: slowhand520
You're gonna be sick? Just think of her asking him to shave her back hair.
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posted on
04/04/2006 2:42:53 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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