[Chena]

But I doubt that you could have sold the ugly ones.

You're probably right about that. And what a shame that would have been too, right? A delicious pie, gone to waste because someone had to have a pretty one. got it? ;)

[JCEccles]

Employer: "I see, Mr. Smith, that you have shown up for your interview dressed in threadbare jeans with oil stains and big rip down the crotch. And you're wearing a T-Shirt with a four-letter word displayed prominently on the front and back."

Interviewee: "Yeah. This is how I express myself. This is the way I always dress. Is that a problem?"

Employer: "This is a bank. We interact with the public every day and we must project a positive and professional image. The way you're dressed doesn't meet our standards."

Interview: "That's awfully narrow-minded. I've known some real crooks who dress in suits every day. I think you need to judge me for what I am inside, man." [scratches crotch absent-mindedly]

Employer: "The interview is over, Mr. Smith. You can see yourself to the door."

Interviewee [loudly]: "You hateful, superficial bigot. I bet you call yourself a Christian, too."