[N. Theknow]

If that woman stepped on chewing gum in the parking lot she would claim it was a rascist conspiracy to soil her shoes.

It is a wonder she hasn't sued aspirin manufacturers because in order to use their product she has to pick cotton.

[squidward]

"It is a wonder she hasn't sued aspirin manufacturers because in order to use their product she has to pick cotton"

That's funny!