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Busted: Pamela Anderson Cancels Juno Appearance.(implant failure alert)
Halifax Live ^ | 4/1/2006 | Frank Streicher

Posted on 04/01/2006 1:25:49 PM PST by Neville72

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1 posted on 04/01/2006 1:25:50 PM PST by Neville72
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If Iran or any nut nation ever decides to attack us, then April 1 is the day to do it.


2 posted on 04/01/2006 1:27:26 PM PST by SteveMcKing
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Breast implants, insane mutilation, imho.


4 posted on 04/01/2006 1:28:40 PM PST by csvset
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yuck... pretty soon she won't need the implants... she'll have two huge mounds of scar tissue


5 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:30 PM PST by JWinNC (www.anailinhisplace.net)
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It would leak out..? How


6 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:52 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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April Fool to you too!


7 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:55 PM PST by Nightmare (From The Left Coast)
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But then something started to ooze right into her soup.

Breast implants are so sexy....

8 posted on 04/01/2006 1:30:40 PM PST by stands2reason
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There are lies..and then there are damned lies..


9 posted on 04/01/2006 1:31:27 PM PST by Windsong (Jesus Saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups)
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Did she take a space flight just before this unfortunate event?


10 posted on 04/01/2006 1:32:57 PM PST by jazusamo (Excuse me Helen, I'm answering your first accusation. - President Bush)
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Paging Dr. Leahy!

Paging Dr. Leahy!

Paging Dr. Leahy!

11 posted on 04/01/2006 1:33:21 PM PST by DeFault User
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But then something started to ooze right into her soup.

probably already on ebay
12 posted on 04/01/2006 1:33:21 PM PST by stylin19a (I never put my foot in my mouth...I shoot that sucker off long before it gets anywhere near my mouth)
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April fools?


13 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:03 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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Check out the Rita MacNeil site to check the veracity of this April 1 "news" article. Nyuk. nyuk, nyuk:

http://www.ritamacneil.com/bio.htm

14 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:47 PM PST by Socratic ("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
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Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Anderson’s right breast.

Oh, come on!

4/1/2006

15 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:56 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (http://ntxsolutions.com)
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Maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken pecked at her breast, causing it to burst.


16 posted on 04/01/2006 1:35:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Already read it. :-)


17 posted on 04/01/2006 1:35:23 PM PST by jazusamo (Excuse me Helen, I'm answering your first accusation. - President Bush)
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Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Anderson’s right breast.

After looking at the size of those 'downsized' (sure) breasts, I would have grabbed not a large glass, but an oversized bucket. And of course, I would have tried to stifle the grin.

18 posted on 04/01/2006 1:36:58 PM PST by GOP Poet
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"Sudden leakage" normally happens in the floor direction, unless one is talking about the leakage from the top [Aristotle in Problemata, 33, 9 taught that a fart and a burp are the same thing]. But even a leakage from the top would tend to leak in the direction of the floor.
19 posted on 04/01/2006 1:37:30 PM PST by GSlob
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LOL, you da man!
20 posted on 04/01/2006 1:37:31 PM PST by oxcart (Journalism (Sic))
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