Posted on 04/01/2006 1:25:49 PM PST by Neville72
Pamela Anderson, the Canadian Actress who was to host the Canadian Music Awards, has abruptly cancelled her appearance . According to her spokesperson, Ms Anderson experienced a medical emergency which forced her to leave Halifax and return home to Los Angeles early this morning.
Although no official details of the incident were given, Halifax Live has learned that Ms. Anderson, while dining at Da Maurizio with former F1 race car driver Eddy Irvine, experienced what one fellow patron labelled as a sudden leakage.
According to witnesses who did not want to be identified, Ms. Anderson started to shriek while clutching her right breast and yelling that something had popped.
One witness described the incident as follows: at fist I thought that she was having a heart attack. But then something started to ooze right into her soup. Im not sure what it was, but it was pretty gross.
Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Andersons right breast.
He added that the whole thing was kind of absurd . There was a big commotion and the two of them shuffled to the exit, with [Mr. Irvine] still holding the glass while [Ms. Anderson] kept yelling at him to just forget about it .
Management at the restaurant would not comment on the incident, except to state that the restaurant is equipped for most if not all forms of emergencies.
In 1999, Ms Anderson had a widely publicised breast reduction surgery in which her silicon implants were removed . Although the actress claimed that she had once again returned to her natural shape, many observers in the Hollywood community had expressed doubts about the veracity of that statement, claiming instead, that Ms. Anderson had simply switched to a smaller sized implant.
None of the plastic surgeons contacted by Halifax Live wanted to comment on the situation, although one stated off the record that local atmospheric conditions have caused saline implant ruptures in the past.
So far, organisers of the Juno Awards have kept silent on the issue . With Ms. Andersons last minute withdrawal, a scramble to find a replacement is already under way. Ironically, Ms. Rita MacNeil often referred to as the Pamela Anderson of Cape Breton - is seen as her likely successor.
If Iran or any nut nation ever decides to attack us, then April 1 is the day to do it.
Breast implants, insane mutilation, imho.
yuck... pretty soon she won't need the implants... she'll have two huge mounds of scar tissue
It would leak out..? How
April Fool to you too!
Breast implants are so sexy....
There are lies..and then there are damned lies..
Did she take a space flight just before this unfortunate event?
Paging Dr. Leahy!
Paging Dr. Leahy!
April fools?
http://www.ritamacneil.com/bio.htm
Oh, come on!
4/1/2006
Maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken pecked at her breast, causing it to burst.
Already read it. :-)
After looking at the size of those 'downsized' (sure) breasts, I would have grabbed not a large glass, but an oversized bucket. And of course, I would have tried to stifle the grin.
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