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Busted: Pamela Anderson Cancels Juno Appearance.(implant failure alert)
Halifax Live ^ | 4/1/2006 | Frank Streicher

Posted on 04/01/2006 1:25:49 PM PST by Neville72

Pamela Anderson, the Canadian Actress who was to host the Canadian Music Awards, has abruptly cancelled her appearance . According to her spokesperson, Ms Anderson experienced a medical emergency which forced her to leave Halifax and return home to Los Angeles early this morning.

Although no official details of the incident were given, Halifax Live has learned that Ms. Anderson, while dining at Da Maurizio with former F1 race car driver Eddy Irvine, experienced what one fellow patron labelled as a “sudden leakage”.

According to witnesses who did not want to be identified, Ms. Anderson started to shriek while clutching her right breast and yelling that “something had popped.”

One witness described the incident as follows: “at fist I thought that she was having a heart attack. But then something started to ooze right into her soup. I’m not sure what it was, but it was pretty gross.”

Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Anderson’s right breast.

He added that “the whole thing was kind of absurd . There was a big commotion and the two of them shuffled to the exit, with [Mr. Irvine] still holding the glass while [Ms. Anderson] kept yelling at him to just forget about it” .

Management at the restaurant would not comment on the incident, except to state that “the restaurant is equipped for most if not all forms of emergencies.”

In 1999, Ms Anderson had a widely publicised breast reduction surgery in which her silicon implants were removed . Although the actress claimed that she had once again returned to her “natural shape”, many observers in the Hollywood community had expressed doubts about the veracity of that statement, claiming instead, that Ms. Anderson had simply switched to a smaller sized implant.

None of the plastic surgeons contacted by Halifax Live wanted to comment on the situation, although one stated off the record that local atmospheric conditions have caused saline implant ruptures in the past.

So far, organisers of the Juno Awards have kept silent on the issue . With Ms. Anderson’s last minute withdrawal, a scramble to find a replacement is already under way. Ironically, Ms. Rita MacNeil – often referred to as the ‘Pamela Anderson of Cape Breton’ - is seen as her likely successor.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: implants; leakage; oopsie; strangeooze; waterytart; wetnurse
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1 posted on 04/01/2006 1:25:50 PM PST by Neville72
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If Iran or any nut nation ever decides to attack us, then April 1 is the day to do it.


2 posted on 04/01/2006 1:27:26 PM PST by SteveMcKing
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Breast implants, insane mutilation, imho.


4 posted on 04/01/2006 1:28:40 PM PST by csvset
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yuck... pretty soon she won't need the implants... she'll have two huge mounds of scar tissue


5 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:30 PM PST by JWinNC (www.anailinhisplace.net)
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It would leak out..? How


6 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:52 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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To: Neville72

April Fool to you too!


7 posted on 04/01/2006 1:29:55 PM PST by Nightmare (From The Left Coast)
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To: Neville72
But then something started to ooze right into her soup.

Breast implants are so sexy....

8 posted on 04/01/2006 1:30:40 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: SteveMcKing

There are lies..and then there are damned lies..


9 posted on 04/01/2006 1:31:27 PM PST by Windsong (Jesus Saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups)
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To: Neville72

Did she take a space flight just before this unfortunate event?


10 posted on 04/01/2006 1:32:57 PM PST by jazusamo (Excuse me Helen, I'm answering your first accusation. - President Bush)
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To: Neville72
Paging Dr. Leahy!

Paging Dr. Leahy!

Paging Dr. Leahy!

11 posted on 04/01/2006 1:33:21 PM PST by DeFault User
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But then something started to ooze right into her soup.

probably already on ebay
12 posted on 04/01/2006 1:33:21 PM PST by stylin19a (I never put my foot in my mouth...I shoot that sucker off long before it gets anywhere near my mouth)
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To: Neville72

April fools?


13 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:03 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: jazusamo
Check out the Rita MacNeil site to check the veracity of this April 1 "news" article. Nyuk. nyuk, nyuk:

http://www.ritamacneil.com/bio.htm

14 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:47 PM PST by Socratic ("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
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Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Anderson’s right breast.

Oh, come on!

4/1/2006

15 posted on 04/01/2006 1:34:56 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (http://ntxsolutions.com)
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To: Neville72

Maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken pecked at her breast, causing it to burst.


16 posted on 04/01/2006 1:35:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Already read it. :-)


17 posted on 04/01/2006 1:35:23 PM PST by jazusamo (Excuse me Helen, I'm answering your first accusation. - President Bush)
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Another witness confirmed the story and added that restaurant staff quickly brought what looked to be large water glass which Mr. Irvine then tried to prop underneath Ms. Anderson’s right breast.

After looking at the size of those 'downsized' (sure) breasts, I would have grabbed not a large glass, but an oversized bucket. And of course, I would have tried to stifle the grin.

18 posted on 04/01/2006 1:36:58 PM PST by GOP Poet
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"Sudden leakage" normally happens in the floor direction, unless one is talking about the leakage from the top [Aristotle in Problemata, 33, 9 taught that a fart and a burp are the same thing]. But even a leakage from the top would tend to leak in the direction of the floor.
19 posted on 04/01/2006 1:37:30 PM PST by GSlob
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL, you da man!
20 posted on 04/01/2006 1:37:31 PM PST by oxcart (Journalism (Sic))
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