[John Jorsett]

"My belief is this is no different than that: 'they all look alike,' " he said. [snip]

Well, MY belief is that this is no different than: 'don't you know who I am, you insignificant speck racist African-American-hating cop?'

[ncountylee]

Again in ebonics to employ the full race card:

"Let me be clear," Ms. McKinney said, surrounded by supporters at da historically black university. "This whole incident was instigated by da inappropriate touchin and stoppin of me, a bit*h black congressbit*h. I deeply regret dis incident occurred, and I be certain dat after a full review of da facts, I be exonerated."

[blue-duncan]

Representative Cynthia A. McKinney is the worst April Fools joke ever played on America.