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Scientology’s top ten tips for having kids?
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| 03-31-06
| Rick Ross
Posted on 04/01/2006 8:55:07 AM PST by Central Scrutiniser
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To: Central Scrutiniser
I'm telling ya! Ron H. had some sperm saved and Katie Holmes was implanted with it. That's why Tom is so happy. You heard it here first! If that baby has red hair you know I"m right.
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posted on
04/01/2006 8:58:38 AM PST
by
Rabid Dog
To: Rabid Dog
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posted on
04/01/2006 8:59:50 AM PST
by
Central Scrutiniser
(No one censors speech they agree with.)
To: Central Scrutiniser
Is Tom Cruise now as weird as Michael Jackson?
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:07:35 AM PST
by
garyhope
(Simplicity is best in everything)
To: Central Scrutiniser
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:10:26 AM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) I say let the prisoners pick the fruits: Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, CA, on illegal immig.)
To: garyhope
Oh yeah, absolutely certifiable!
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:10:48 AM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) I say let the prisoners pick the fruits: Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, CA, on illegal immig.)
To: Central Scrutiniser
So, if she yells, the kid's screwed up for life?
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:28:58 AM PST
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
I gave birth to five and FR wouldn't allow me to say what I think of this ridiculous childbirth plan.
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:52:46 AM PST
by
Mears
(The Killer Queen-caviar and cigarettes.)
To: nuconvert
So, if she yells, the kid's screwed up for life?"This is what the Super Adventure Club actually believes."
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:55:07 AM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) I say let the prisoners pick the fruits: Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, CA, on illegal immig.)
To: Mears
RUN KATIE RUN! RUN HOME TO DAD!
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:56:19 AM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) I say let the prisoners pick the fruits: Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, CA, on illegal immig.)
To: Rabid Dog
Man you hit the nail on the head! That would explain his manic jubilation. Right out of Rosemary's Baby. Katie Holmes has made a deal with the devil for this, of that I'm sure.
To: Ladysmith
Ya got that right--God help the poor girl and this insane bunch.
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:59:15 AM PST
by
Mears
(The Killer Queen-caviar and cigarettes.)
To: Central Scrutiniser
Isn't this child abuse? She's supposed to leave the baby in silence for 7 days after the birth isn't she? Someone needs to deprogram them both from this hellish cult
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:08:15 AM PST
by
Blogger
To: Blogger
Isn't this child abuse? She's supposed to leave the baby in silence for 7 days after the birth isn't she?
IMHO, 7 days of the silent treatment is not a good start for any kid.
So you have questions about Scientology...
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:13:59 AM PST
by
null and void
(Start worrying. Details to follow...)
To: Central Scrutiniser
“The womb is wet, uncomfortable and unprotected." I have a feeling that on this, Mikey's comments in Look Who's Talking are closer to the truth than Ron Hubbard's (ironically enough, if you think about who else starred in that flick):
"Put me back! Please put me back!"
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:20:29 AM PST
by
RichInOC
("Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yeah...lunch.")
To: RichInOC
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:23:02 AM PST
by
null and void
(Start worrying. Details to follow...)
To: Central Scrutiniser
Aren't mother and baby seperated for 24 hours or so after the birth?
I agree with whoever suggested she run home to her parents!
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:27:54 AM PST
by
pnz1
To: RichInOC
Why do babies cry when they're born? They're pissed off that they had to leave those wonderful warm waters. They know as soon as they come out that it won't be long before the only thing they'll think about is how to pay the damned adjustable rate mortgage that snake the broker talked them into.
To: Mears
Clearly, this crap was written by someone who never gave birth. Silent? I think not!
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:35:48 AM PST
by
trimom
To: The Westerner
Ever noticed how this girl only uses the left side of her facial muscles in speaking. Very weird. It actually looks like Bell's palsy at times.
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posted on
04/01/2006 10:39:04 AM PST
by
Doc Savage
(Of all these things you can be sure, only love...will endure.......................)
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