Ya got that right--God help the poor girl and this insane bunch.
APPARENTLY Tom Cruise is insisting on absolute silence when partner Katie Holmes gives birth to their child any day soon.
According to his beliefs as a Scientologist, it is distressing and traumatic for a baby to hear the screams of its mother during childbirth. Right-oh, Tom, of course it is.
He has even had posters put up around their home with messages like: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."
It must be catching, because when I told my wife about his theory she made some slow and easily understandable hand gestures.
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LOL!