Okay, then why do you front for illegal immigrants? Why do you think it's okay to accept thousands of terrible crimes just so illegals can roam our nation unfettered?
OK, sink, I think it's time to let him in on our dark secret.
We front for illegal immigrants because we're discerning afficianados of "terrible crime". We just cannot get enough of terrible crime. We love to watch it on TV, to finance it for fun and pleasure, and on special occasions, we even go out with the illegal immigrants to commit a few terrible crimes ourselves.
Crime is our passion. Our absolute passion. Robbery, rape, murder.... (sigh) native-born criminals just don't have the same flair for it. We simply must import the true masters....