Where on earth did these cretins manage to find large amounts of human feces, and then transport it to fling on the student that was the object of this attack?
Also, I can only think of one animal that will fling its feces at you, and the comparison is not a flattering one.
I agree. No point in needlessly demeaning that species here.
The attackers probably produced the missile weapons through digestive processes. With manual loading and launching, neither delivery systems nor ammunition would have problems getting through the metal detectors.