[stands2reason]

I never heard that one. I knew a girl named Lady Brown though.

What kind of person gives their kid a dog's name?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You have to wonder about some people.

Knew a girl named Wheat and a boy officially named Moonshadoe (no I did not misspell it) however he decided at a tender age that he wanted to be called George and beat tar out of every kid who addressed him by his legal name.