[A. Patriot]

Shirley was considered a man's name until that little curly-haired girl came along.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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About 30 years ago, I knew a man named "Leslie"

[eyespysomething]

My co-worker was named Leslie Queen.

He changed his names years ago.