My ex-girlfriend's brother/wife had a kid about eight years ago.
They named himm Greenwood - after a lake in northern Minnesota.
I remember looking at her and saying "That's gotta be one of the more stupid names I've ever heard. That kid is gonna get called names like Greenie when he gets older".
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"That's gotta be one of the more stupid names I've ever heard. That kid is gonna get called names like Greenie when he gets older
Noooooooooooo. Woodie. Bank on it.