[TXBSAFH]

I once knew of a man named Richard Head. His parents were cruel people.

[Ditter]

I have a friend who swears she met a doctor in Colorado named Richard Head. He introduced himself as Dick, he was a urologist. When she was introduced to him my friend almost choked. True story (according to my friend).Then there was the guy who owned a liquor store in Santa Fe. In big letters on his store, Peter C. Handler.

[stands2reason]

Crueler than Richard Smoker's parents? (He doesn't acknowledge his first name. He was just "Smoker.")

[freedomlover]

Dick Hand
Dick Trickle

I knew the first guy. Big big corporate type.

I worked with a paralegal named Honey. It got so uncomfortable working with her with client I avoided that as much as possible.

I could never get used to saying "Honey can you bring me that file?".