[Armigerous]

....when I was in the import-export business some years ago I got an inquiry from "Double Happy Trading Company" in Honk Kong wanting to know if I could supply 50 lbs of frozen dog penises to make 'precious 3 penis soup'....just no accouning for taste I guess

[jec41]

Two Chinese visitors to New York kept hearing hot dogs, hot dogs. One said to the other these Americas must like dog too , lets get some. They stopped at a stand and ordered two dogs. They were surprised that the dog was in a bun. One opened his bun to peek and quickly closed it back. He ask his companion, what part of the dog did you get?