LOL!! That's funny!!
OK, I have an old (!) joke. One day, Fidel was giving one of his really long, boring speeches. From somewhere in the back of the snoozing crowd, someone was calling out, "Popcorn! Peanuts! Popcorn! Peanuts!" Well, Fidel tried to ignore it, but it made him mad, especially because the guy went on and on.
Finally, Fidel got so annoyed, he yelled out, "Hey! If you don't stop saying, 'Popcorn' and 'Peanuts,' I'm gonna kick your rear end all the way to Miami!"
Without hesitation, the entire crowd yelled out, "POPCORN! PEANUTS! POPCORN! PEANUTS!"
That was the horse!
Sure, it was cheaper by the hour, but still they never should have taken advantage of a city girl like that.....