[Gritty]

*Sigh!*

I dunno.

This whole Greenhouse gas thingy was so much more satisfying when we pretended we were saving the planet from destruction. Besides, we could mandate and spend spend trillions of dollars on bigger mufflers for smaller SUVs and the Kyoto Treaty and teaching our kids how to tell other people how uncaring and bad they are.

Now we find out there's not much we can do about it anyway?

This is a helpless feeling, not being in charge of our destiny but just being along for the ride. And all along we thought God was our copilot and we were the ones steering the ship and not Her? It appears our control stick and throttles were actually disconnected!

Pathetic. Please pass the tofu!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Pathetic.

Evidently you believe that global climate was static until the day you were born, and now it is suddenly changing.

I regret to inform you that that is not the case.

[ModelBreaker]

This whole Greenhouse gas thingy was so much more satisfying when we pretended we were saving the planet from destruction. Besides, we could mandate and spend spend trillions of dollars on bigger mufflers for smaller SUVs and the Kyoto Treaty and teaching our kids how to tell other people how uncaring and bad they are. Now we find out there's not much we can do about it anyway? This is a helpless feeling, not being in charge of our destiny but just being along for the ride. And all along we thought God was our copilot and we were the ones steering the ship and not Her? It appears our control stick and throttles were actually disconnected! Pathetic. Please pass the tofu!

A nicely written little parody. Started my morning with a good laugh.