[Dog Gone]

I encourage everyone to click through and read this hilarious article.

Liberals hate themselves.

[Squantos]

Theres an Oatmeal Nazi too ?

[headstamp]

Man, to be a Liberal in this day and age. The main choice you have is to either kill yourself or whine constantly.

What a life.

[Fairview]

Liberals do hate themselves, but this one has a point. I'm not sure he understands his own point, but here it is: the idea that by using solar power or wind power or "alternataive fuels" we can stop using fossil fuels is ludicrous. And even the most liberal of us is a hypocrite, because all those Berkeley-living, Prius-driving lefties burn a great deal of fossil fuel, too.

[dighton]

So the next time we're at the grocer, do we now have to ask not only where and how a product was grown, but how far its manure was shipped?

We don’t, but you go right ahead.

[Darnright]

The author is adding the "oil" that is used in producing the electricity that runs your refrigerator. Well, I guess that lets me off the hook. I happen to know that my electricity comes from coal. I guess he would hold me personally responsible for strip mining some mountain in Kentucky.

So, what does Mr Green Jeans suggest? Are we to go back to using mules and oxen, to plow our fields and to thresh our grain?

Oh, and he fails to mention the oil used for his Irish oats probably came from outside the British Isles, NOT from the Middle East.

[Sundog]

That cup of java: 2 ounces of crude oil.

You would at least think the bleeding heart liberals would forego that luxury to make a simple, personal, honest statement of commitment.

On the other hand, if you spend $6.00 + tip at the restaurant, you are absolved of all blame.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I encourage everyone to click through and read this hilarious article.

I could barely get past the part where he dumps raspberries in his oatmeal! Hasn't he heard of Quacker Oats, Maxwell house, brown sugar and raisins? Philistine!

[KC_Conspirator]

I just discovered this article. I used to be really good friends with Chad in HS. What a nutjob. I have not seen him in 15 years.