MORFORD: Three Years Of Happyfun War!

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 3/24/6 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

1,100 days of brutal violence and death, grinding you down to a numb little nub. Thanks, Dubya!

You've endured three more birthdays. There have been three Academy Awards ceremonies, three new Super Bowl champions, three full winters and three summers, three complete cycles of jean styles and hemlines and pleat cuts in the fashion world and there has been the rise and very quick fall of roughly 146 horrible TV shows you never even saw.

Your skin has changed. Your teeth have worn down. Your bones have shifted in their sockets. Your fingernails grew another 4 inches and you consumed roughly 5,850 pounds of food and 600 pounds of meat and your hair grew about a foot and a half.

There have been killer hurricanes and earthquakes and devastating tsunamis, heat waves and cold fronts and dramatic shifts in the general temperament of the Earth. Ice caps are melting more rapidly. Billion-year-old stars finally gave up and blinked out. Young wine has aged nicely. Babies born three years ago are now walking and eating with utensils and uploading digital photos to their MySpace pages via their cute little Nokia cell phones. Times, of course, have changed.

But through it all, . . .

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

You've been warned!

[rlmorel]

"...Your skin has changed. Your teeth have worn down. Your bones have shifted in their sockets. Your fingernails grew another 4 inches and you consumed roughly 5,850 pounds of food and 600 pounds of meat and your hair grew about a foot and a half..."

Well, that explains a lot. I always wondered by liberals seem to be so scroungy, dirty and smelly.

[A message]

You know SmithL -- I don't read these anymore.

Does the tramp ever say anything new. No, He just serves up the same old, same old rhetoric of the stupid, column after column.

[edpc]

Nice to know while things change, Dims remain idiotic and consumed by failure. No wonder they lose every November.

[MNJohnnie]

vrs 09-11-01. 3 hours of mass murder, terror and destruction due to gutless Morford "peace at any price" politics practiced by Clinton during the 1990s.

[ArrogantBustard]

All these things have changed ... life has gone on ... most of us have grown older, and wiser; learnt things we didn't previously know, gone places we hadn't been before, done things for the first time.

But Morford?

Ah, Morford ...

Morford is still the same bitter, demented, incoherent, gibbering idiot with a homosexual 'crush' on President Bush that he's always been.

Some things never change.

[Joe Brower]

So this Morford idiot was still around.

I thought he would have died from AIDS by now.

[FormerLib]

And how many years have we been in Bosnia and Kosovo thanks to Bubba's bungling?

Will there ever be an end to that quagmire?

[IronJack]

Your skin has changed. Your teeth have worn down. Your bones have shifted in their sockets. Your fingernails grew another 4 inches and you consumed roughly 5,850 pounds of food and 600 pounds of meat and your hair grew about a foot and a half.

And you, dear author, have shed so many brain cells that you've lost most of first and second grade, which, for you, accounts for most of your higher education.

[rock_lobsta]

Apparently, morfordite doesn't know too much about football. I know, big surprise there.

There have been no new Super Bowl champions, as the Pats and Steelers (the only 2 champs over the past 3 years) have won Super Bowls previously.

[CholeraJoe]

Still crazy after all these years.

[Clemenza]

Ping!

[Gritty]

...and worst of all, Morford has had over 150 of his vile articles published.

[manwiththehands]

No thanks.

[DarthVader]

No but his time is getting close. He now has AIDS dimentia.

[SmithL]

but our troops in Iraq have actually accomplished some good.