How come Mexicans can name their sons after the Lord but white people can't?
A burglar sneaked into a house one night.
He was startled by the sound of a parrot: "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar looked about himself in the darkness, and saw nothing.
The parrot repeated: "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar scanned the scene in vain expectation of some divine apparition.
Then he heard a panting noise, and the parrot exclaimed: "Jesus is the family Rottweiler!"
Jesús, Maria, y José became popular in hispanic countries because of the Catholic Church. in contrast, the U.S. has never had a single church exercise such influence over its citizens.