Reminds me of something a Comic named Carlos Mencia said.. ::Paraphrased:: Imagine if the Terrorists attacked Dollywood or Graceland. You would have a bunch of rednecks running their bass boats up the Suez canal with 12 gague shotguns duck taped to the handlebars of 4-wheelers.
ROFLLLLLL!!!
OH MY!
all 3 of those stacked on top of each other-- I am in tears!
ROFLLLLL!!
Hmmm...
Bass boat? Check.
12 guage? Check.
4-wheeler? How 'bout a BIG ol Jeep? Check.
Dollywood: How about Silver Dollar City?
Git 'r done.