[Allegra]

They finally found it! It's the Iraq Civil War!

Who would have thought they'd find it in a package by the White House? I've been looking all over for that thing.

[BlueStateDepression]

It's....it's....it's the SOCIAL SECURITY LOCK BOX!!!!!!!!

[Old Sarge]

My virginity! They finally FOUND it!

I thought I'd lost that YEARS ago!!

[the mo]

"They finally found it! It's the Iraq Civil War!
Who would have thought they'd find it in a package by the White House? I've been looking all over for that thing."

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(now to clean the monitor and get another cup of coffee! Thanks for the chuk!)