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""Byrd Droppings Prompt West Virginia Warning Signs"

[ClearCase_guy]

Abbott: If bird droppings were affecting people's health, would there be warning signs?
Costello: You bet!
Abbott: Can you explain?
Costello: Explain what?
Abbott: About the warning signs!
Costello: If bird droppings were affecting people's health, there would be warning signs.
Abbott: I know that! But how would people know?
Costello: They'd see them!
Abbott: What would they see?
Costello: Warning signs!