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Bird Droppings Prompt Orlando Warning Signs
Local 6 News report ^

Posted on 03/22/2006 7:47:28 AM PST by Bloodclot

Signs warning of bird droppings were posted along a stretch in downtown Orlando this week after cars, benches, sidewalks, plants and even people are hit and covered by the white bird waste, according to a Local 6 News report.



The problem began when city workers removed cypress trees on "bird island" at Lake Eola in Orlando.

The trees had to be removed because the bird droppings were polluting the water, according to the report.

Now, the birds have moved into the city and are covering anything and anyone between Lake Eola and Central Avenue with droppings.

"You have to brace yourself for the smell," downtown resident James Taylor said. "It is a really bad stench. It is disgusting, absolutely disgusting."



"I was walking the other day and got pooed on walking under these trees," Orlando resident Lisa Valentine said. "Somebody told me it was good luck."

"The white film cakes the light posts along Lake Eloa," Local 6 reporter Todd Jurkowski said. "It is on the sidewalks and on the plants."

Officials said Orlando city workers pressure wash a stretch of the sidewalk at least twice a week.

Signs with the warning, "Caution -- Entering Bird Dropping Area" were posted Tuesday.

"Don't sit on the benches, unless you are very brave," resident Jeff Miller said.

Some people don't let the bird droppings bother them and continue to eat lunch around the droppings.

"Based on what I saw on that car, I got to believe there is no (expletive) left in them," resident Alex Hartley said.

Federal law prohibits the bird nests in Orlando from being disturbed.


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To: Bloodclot
"Federal law prohibits the bird nests in Orlando from being disturbed."

Folks, do you see the problem that is going to take another 50 years for America to address? The federal government has a say on whether Orlando can prevent some bird shit! So a city that depends on tourism will have to let its tourists be literally coated with bird crap because -- The federal government requires it. But it will take 50 years (if we're lucky) for anyone to realize the nutty inefficiency we have brought on ourselves.

IF the spirit of the Boston Tea Party were still alive, some sane citizens would damn well "disturb" those birtd nests!

And folks, the TREES the birds lived in were DESTROYED because the government wanted to protect the environment. Those are cuckoo birds we are talking about. Move the damn nests or kill the birds or replant the trees.

21 posted on 03/22/2006 7:55:33 AM PST by Williams
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To: Bloodclot

Looks like I picked the wrong day to have a lunch of Beef Stroganoff and Cream of Celery soup.


22 posted on 03/22/2006 7:55:47 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Bloodclot

ROFL!


23 posted on 03/22/2006 7:55:54 AM PST by KoRn
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To: Bloodclot
At a local church, the members were proud to have a pair of ospreys build a nest in it's microwave tower. (Ospreys seem to love micro. towers)

They became a little less enthusiastic while the osprey were raising chicks and cars were pelted with not just droppings, but chunks of raw fish that fell out of the nest during feedings.

The worst offenders in my book are the starlings. They were imported from Europe and so they gather together each fall to migrate, but they don't have a destination so they just gather in huge flocks looking for a place to make camp. They can paint your car faster than you can clean it off.

24 posted on 03/22/2006 7:56:13 AM PST by capt. norm (If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.)
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To: Bloodclot
Law of unintended consequences strikes again. Better than cutting down the trees would have been to put in some birds of prey.
25 posted on 03/22/2006 7:56:47 AM PST by taxcontrol
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To: verity
Abbott: If bird droppings were affecting people's health, would there be warning signs?
Costello: You bet!
Abbott: Can you explain?
Costello: Explain what?
Abbott: About the warning signs!
Costello: If bird droppings were affecting people's health, there would be warning signs.
Abbott: I know that! But how would people know?
Costello: They'd see them!
Abbott: What would they see?
Costello: Warning signs!
26 posted on 03/22/2006 7:57:06 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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To: Bloodclot
>The problem began when city workers removed cypress trees on "bird island" at Lake Eola in Orlando

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men

Godzilla!

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!

Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!

Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no! Look out, Tokyo!
Here comes Godzilla!
Oh no! Look out, Tokyo!
Here comes Godzilla!

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men

Godzilla!

27 posted on 03/22/2006 7:57:26 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Bloodclot

28 posted on 03/22/2006 7:58:03 AM PST by jdm
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To: beltfed308
At least they have clean water now.

Until the city workers wash off the sidewalks, that is! ;-D

29 posted on 03/22/2006 7:58:26 AM PST by FormerLib (Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
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To: Bloodclot

"I was walking the other day and got pooed on walking under these trees," Orlando resident Lisa Valentine said. "Somebody told me it was good luck."

Well was it good luck?


30 posted on 03/22/2006 7:59:18 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Seeking the truth here folks.)
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To: Bloodclot

I was just having this conversation yesterday. My concern is my daughters school has a flock of canadian geese that sh** all over the school property. Is this a concern for bird flu?


31 posted on 03/22/2006 8:01:02 AM PST by downtoliberalism ("A coalition partner must do more than just express sympathy, a coalition partner must perform,")
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To: Bloodclot
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32 posted on 03/22/2006 8:01:49 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: downtoliberalism
I was just having this conversation yesterday. My concern is my daughters school has a flock of canadian geese that sh** all over the school property. Is this a concern for bird flu?

Your question made me curious. According to this link, the virus is shed in bird feces, so it looks like the answer is yes.

33 posted on 03/22/2006 8:05:05 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: TNCMAXQ

That guys going to need a sand blaster to get all that sh!t off!


34 posted on 03/22/2006 8:09:36 AM PST by Husker24
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To: Bloodclot
Here's proof that the bird flu has hit Orlando, FL:


35 posted on 03/22/2006 8:21:14 AM PST by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: Bloodclot
city workers removed cypress trees on "bird island"

Cypress trees, especially bald cypress are water loving. Did the city have the appropriate authorization to alter a wetland?

36 posted on 03/22/2006 9:08:22 AM PST by fso301
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To: Mo1

Why not introduce peregrines to downtown, or at least some plastic owls/snakes.


37 posted on 03/22/2006 9:18:34 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: beltfed308

LOL! I was thinking the same thing. Guess it never occurred to anyone to drain the lake.


38 posted on 03/22/2006 9:20:48 AM PST by Doohickey (If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
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To: MineralMan

Reminds me of the guy adjusting the table with uneven legs. Ooops.


39 posted on 03/22/2006 9:21:58 AM PST by Doohickey (If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
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To: Doohickey

This article stated that it is illegal to destroy bird nests, right? And where to birds build nests? That's right in TREES. Which were destroyed, thus destroying nests.


40 posted on 03/22/2006 9:32:50 AM PST by Cyclone59 (If a cat chokes on a mouse, who killed who?)
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