Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! A couple years back, my father, brother, and I decided to get my mother a kitten for her birthday. We went to the local animal shelter and they said they only had two kittens left. One was Penny (we renamed her Tabby) and the other was her brother. We picked Tabby because of her cool markings. On her side she has concentric circles that look just like a target. Anyway, Tabby is currently sleeping in a box that's two sizes too small for her. She's sticking up out of the top, falling out of the sides, etc. But she looks adorable. On to the humor attempt!
FELINE PHYSICS
Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.