[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Put down the crack pipe, Ya wacky MooseLimb.

[thoughtomator]

Mahmoud. We're sorry we're going to have to kick your rear six ways from Sunday.

[mhking]

OK, Mahmood -- I'm sorry that you're such a mental invalid. I enjoy watching you stumble through your handicap, though I hesitate to use that term, lest I insult those with true handicaps.

In any case, I'm so terribly sorry that you're an idiot.

[CowboyJay]

"I do advise them to apologize"

I apologize.

I apologize for that peanutty-est of Presidents, Jimmah, not having rid your country of its' rabid ideology back in the '70's.

I apologize for his inbred cousin, Bubba, not having the courage or strength of conviction to spank you back in the '90's.

I'll not apologize for Reagan, because we had bigger fish to fry at the time. You ought to thank us for keeping the USSR occupied. They would have otherwise owned your sorry keisters right along with Eastern Europe.

I also apologize in advance for the whuppin' that the United States Armed Forces should rightly (and hopefully will soon) be administering to your society any day now.

Please understand, it's for your own good.

Signed,

A. Westerner

[Porterville]

I hope we go to war with Iran and kill this man horribly, brutally, and wipe out the other punk bitch mullahs.

How is that for an apology from the west?

[Spruce]

[Christian4Bush]

Fine. Mr. Ahmadrashad, or however you pronounce your name, we apologize...for not taking you out sooner.

[colorado tanker]

Yeah, chump, I'm real sorry we left your "peaceful nuclear energy program" in smoking ruins. Take an all expense paid vacation to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. On me.

[afnamvet]

Sometimes....Mahmoud, apologies just aren't enough. A gift from above is more appropriate.

[facedown]

Yeah, I got your apology right here for ya, Mockmud.

[exit82]

This when I wish I still had the bumper sticker from 1980 that said "Hey Iran!" with Mickey Mouse sticking up his middle finger.

[The Lion Roars]

dear ahmadinejad - we apologise for not blowing ur backside yesterday. we are working on it and assure you that we will do this in the near future.

[anymouse]

Maybe if we were Europe then this apology would be forthcoming:

Apology from "A Fish Called Wanda"

Archie: “All right, all right, I apologize.”

Otto: “You're really sorry?”

Archie: “I'm really, really, sorry. I apologize unreservedly.”

Otto: “You take it back?” Archie: “I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by mailce. And I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.”

Otto: “Ok.”

But this is America, so this is what you will get Iran:

"Never apologize and never explain - it's a sign of weakness." - John Wayne

""I hope when you are my age, you'll be able to say - as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. Our lives were a statement, not an apology." - President Ronald Reagan

[devolve]

[Dustbunny]

Wonder if his mother dropped him on his head when he was a baby? He sure seems to have a mental problem.

[smoothsailing]

[defenderSD]

That guy is suffering from some serious distortions of reality in his mind. He's going to see a JDAM dropped on his house before he ever hears an apology from us for telling the truth.

[MadIvan]

My reply to the Iranian President -

Shut the hell up before someone puts their fist through your gob, tears off your ears and stomps on those pitiful tiny blackcurrant-like excuse for a pair of testicles.

If this was the 19th century, we would have sent in the army to tie you to a guncarriage and flay you alive, before dragging you tied to the keel of one of our ships, and then feeding the remains to some coyotes. Be thankful you're protected by the politically correct. Because that's the only thing that's protecting you.

Regards, Ivan

[rightinthemiddle]

We're sorry you're alive.

[Convert from ECUSA]

Iranian President Wants West to Apologize

News flash for Iranian Haman - people in Hell want ice water and air conditioners, but that doesn't mean they'll get them! The only "apology" this bozo deserves is a smart bomb down the chimney of his residence.

[GOPJ]

Iranian President Wants West to Apologize

Those in hell wants ice water too -- ain't neither gonna happen...