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To: MoJo2001

Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! It's my birthday today! My parents are letting me loose at the bookstore today and then we're going to Applebee's for dinner (They have this new shrimp special and I love shrimp). Oh, and the DYFS lady who showed up at our house last night said that someone had complained that I wasn't receiving "adequate medical care". So we launched into the story of the 22 doctors I've seen. She left saying that the case would most likely be dropped. In fact, it's so bad that I have friends in the ER at the local hospital and friends among the EMTs. We say hi every time the school sends me to the hospital.

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."


983 posted on 03/18/2006 5:02:04 AM PST by minor49er ("I am not worried about the defecit. It is big enough to care for itself." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: minor49er; 2LT Radix jr; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 80 Square Miles; acad1228; AirForceMom; ...

DJ MOONshine Music Man

 


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985 posted on 03/18/2006 5:04:44 AM PST by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! ..................)
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To: minor49er

Morning Minor.


1,019 posted on 03/18/2006 6:11:11 AM PST by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: minor49er

 

 


Happy Birthday To You!

Happy Birthday To You!

Happy Birthday,
Dear minor49er!

Happy Birthday To You!

 

Big birthday hugs to you!
 

 


1,034 posted on 03/18/2006 6:22:56 AM PST by StarCMC (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing...thank you Sarge.)
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To: minor49er

1,060 posted on 03/18/2006 6:38:30 AM PST by fatima (Just say it if it is for love-have no regrets.)
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