[ConservativeStatement]

Is there a ping list for Australian strippers?

[chas1776]

Is this a paid lunch?

[neodad]

I thought there was always a free buffet for lunch?

[ncountylee]

The award also entitles unionized strippers to overtime, rest periods, meal breaks and maternity leave, she added.

What month does the maternity leave kick in? LOL

[pikachu]

"We've got rosters and set hours. We can't work more than 10 hours a shift."

Let form a support group for topless women and give them a hand, or two!

[FormerLib]

Some threads should not be posted without pics.

This thread is a perfect example of this.

Threads about hairy feminists disrobing as a protest is a perfect example of when pictures should NOT be posted.

Ditto concerning any thread that mentions Helen Thomas.

[Millee]

"According to my contract, I only have to do 3 pelvic thrusts an hour and the pole has to have ergonomic handles!"

[CygnusXI]

Meal breaks?
Tacos and Hot Dogs!!
(Fik need not apply)

[SittinYonder]

I have a strict policy that I do not eat the food in strip clubs.

[lesser_satan]

Methinks your pithy commentary is in order here, sir.

[paddles]

Hmmm. Odd place for a gravy stain....

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I can just imagine their union contract language:


"If stripper is incapbable to dance or hold onto a pole due to rolling on too much extasy, the owner will provide the following options to the stripper:

1) Priority on couch dances
2) Will be afforded the more prime area of customers for drinks or table dances
3) Priority on performing shower shows*
4) Full access to the VIP lounge

(*) the water temperture of all shower show performance areas must met standard of between 70 and 80 degrees at all times and be tested hourly by union rep.

[Great Communicator]

[SoothingDave]

Australian strippers win right to meal breaks in new workplace rules

From the land "down under."

SD

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Speaking of rules, pictures are necessary. Or, no soup for you!