[Proud_USA_Republican]

I can just imagine their union contract language:


"If stripper is incapbable to dance or hold onto a pole due to rolling on too much extasy, the owner will provide the following options to the stripper:

1) Priority on couch dances
2) Will be afforded the more prime area of customers for drinks or table dances
3) Priority on performing shower shows*
4) Full access to the VIP lounge

(*) the water temperture of all shower show performance areas must met standard of between 70 and 80 degrees at all times and be tested hourly by union rep.

[KarlInOhio]

I can just imagine their union contract language:

Union contract? With all the usual seniority rules? Ick!

Now back to chewing on an electric wire for a little home electroshock therapy to try to forget Helen Thomas's picture.