Tony
I once had a guy say to me...
"Forgive me if I keep staring at you, but you look like my 3rd wife."
I said, "How many times have you been married."
He said, "Twice"
I laughed so hard! Then I told him I was gay and my 3rd husband was the bouncer named Lou.
He stopped laughing and moved to another seat!
LOL!!!
I like the ones that say, 'You have beautiful eyes' and I'd say, thank you, but they're up here ;-)