[Clemenza]

McCain has just killed his chances for the Presidency.

[Emmet Fitzhume]

Seriously.

When I first read this post, I thought it was a Scrappleface or Onion style article.

But this really happened?

Yeesh, what a monster!

[JohnMarvin]

"McCain has just killed his chances for the Presidency."

Please. The number of people that will see this "report" won't even register as a statistical anomaly.