The "Kemp" bit I thought was a great idea, but "Dole"....
Did you get physically ill during the Kemp / Gore debate? How could a guy won won pro football titles choke like that?
Problem was, the Kemp that showed up was Neutered, and was forced to spew crap he didn't really believe. It was horrible. They should have adopted his platform and let him lead from the VP spot. That would have been their only hope to get the masses excited.