(c) use bunker buster with tactical nuclear warhead attached to it.
A friend of mine found this on somebody's blog. I thought it was a hoot.
The Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator
Now is the time for all true Patriots to stand up and be counted in support of the Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator that the Bush Administration has proposed. No terrorist gang or rogue dictator would dare challenge the United States if we possessed this magnificent weapon.
From the reservoir of potent liquid fuel stored near its base, to the throbbing, pulsating rocket engines that provide its unstoppable thrust, to its sleek, cylindrical sides and its shiny, conical tip, the Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator will stand fully erect and ready to launch at a moment’s notice. It will have the power to pierce right through any and all layers of shielding designed to conceal and protect the vulnerable target beneath.
After it travels through the air and makes initial contact with the target area, the Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator begins burrowing deeper and deeper and deeper, plunging straight toward its ultimate target. When it has penetrated as far as it possibly can, it suddenly releases its pent-up payload of white-hot energy in a tremendous, searing explosion that causes the entire target area to get intensely hot, shudder cataclysmically, and heave uncontrollably upward.
Can our Leaders count on you to help put this vital tool into their strong and capable (yet astonishingly sensitive) hands? I can hear them counting now: Ten – nine – eight ...