Drink!
I keep thinking of that Seinfeld episode where Uncle Leo had his mascara eyebrows...
Looks like someone shaved them while he was sleeping...oh, TEEEEEEEEEEerasssssaa...what a prankster you are!!
BTW, I turned it on, and in the first 15 seconds his tongue darted out three times...I HAD to change the channels..
I can't stand lizard man.