[wintertime]

The rest of us clearly don't care whether it is being "wielded" by a first grader, a sixth grader, or Chuck Norris himself. It's a little girl's toy.

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You're making sense to me.

Nearly everything in a child's bookbag could be a weapon.

[Blue Jays]

Hi wintertime-

You're not kidding. Let's refrain from calling them bookbags and instead identify them as elementary holsters!

Assault Compass

The swaggering thug who carries the implement of death shown above probably wouldn't call 9-1-1 for choking classmates, either. He or she would sit back and coolly draw circles while other youngsters aspirate partially-eaten hamburgers. When they outlaw compasses, only outlaws...

~ Blue Jays ~