"I think you put your prognosticatory 'ilks' on sideways, there partner.
Me, and mine are the type who actually 'cowboy-up' for combat duty when SHTF..."
I don't know if her ilks are on sideways, but I am wondering if your chaps are too tight ; )
"I don't know if her ilks are on sideways, but I am wondering if your chaps are too tight"
Ouch! Good one...
At least I'm still wearing jeans underneath 'em.