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To: Tim Long

If there was an ark, how did the koala eat after they landed, and how did it get back to Australia?

What about the sloth? They can only live in trees.

What did the carniverous animals eat?

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Noah's Ark was a FABLE

And Creationism is a joke.


70 posted on 03/10/2006 6:33:51 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (In your heart, you know I'm right.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser

Where did all that water go?


78 posted on 03/10/2006 9:09:58 PM PST by H. Paul Pressler IV
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To: Central Scrutiniser
And Creationism is a joke.

Umm, let's leave your genital size out of this, ok buddy...

79 posted on 03/10/2006 9:11:30 PM PST by Angus MacGregor (Wars are fought in the will...)
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To: Central Scrutiniser
And Creationism is a joke.

No, abiogenesis is a joke. Good luck with that one.

90 posted on 03/10/2006 10:54:04 PM PST by Tim Long (I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser
If there was an ark, how did the koala eat after they landed, and how did it get back to Australia?

The Genesis account must be missing some verses where Noah swung by Mount Shrimponthebarbie and let the kangaroos, koalas, and platypusses off.

Then he must have swung by Antarctica to let the penguins off before stopping by North America to let the bison off.

Clearly some verses are missing.

122 posted on 03/11/2006 8:36:37 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Central Scrutiniser
If there was an ark, how did the koala eat after they landed, and how did it get back to Australia? What about the sloth? They can only live in trees. What did the carniverous animals eat? Etc. Etc. Etc. Noah's Ark was a FABLE And Creationism is a joke.

Um, okay....

278 posted on 03/12/2006 7:42:35 PM PST by It's me
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